“The waterways of the UK are a treasure trove of natural beauty, historical sites and hidden gems waiting to be discovered.”Canal Boat Holidays for Beginners
Hoseasons
over time
119 of Hoseasons's own blog posts, press releases and announcements, 2024 to 2026, measured sentence by sentence. How the writing has moved over the years, how it compares with 9 other hotel and holiday brands, and what it sounds like in its own words.
- Pages measured
- 119
- Years covered
- 2024–26
- Archived before ChatGPT
- 0
- Blog · press
- 118 · 1
01 · Homepage
One capture a year
Hoseasons's homepage from 2000 to 2026, closest to 1 July, from the Internet Archive. Pick a year or press play. Each headline is quoted from its capture and links to the archived copy.
Screenshot of Hoseasons’s homepage (hoseasons.co.uk) as archived by the Internet Archive on 11 Jul 2026. © Hoseasons or its licensors. Shown for comparison and review; not endorsed by Hoseasons.
Homepage
2026
“Wayfind Pennant Park”
Page title
Hoseasons | Book UK Holidays with £25 Deposit
- 2007Welcome to Hoseasons
- 2011UK family holidays
- 2016Your perfect holiday experience starts here!
- 2019The biggest choice in UK holidays
- 2023Discover holiday parks and lodges
- 2026Wayfind Pennant Park
25 captures. Screenshots are rendered from the archive and can pull in images archived later than the page itself; dates come from the capture. Years without a capture are greyed out in the strip.
02 · Measures by year
How the writing moved
Every year’s pages, averaged. Pick a measure. Hatched bars rest on fewer than 10 pages: context, not a finding. The page count sits under each year.
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| Year | Sentence length | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 13.2 | 63 |
| 2025 | 14.1 | 34 |
| 2026 | 9.5 | 11 |
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| Year | Sentence rhythm | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 0.73 | 63 |
| 2025 | 0.73 | 34 |
| 2026 | 0.83 | 11 |
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| Year | Contractions | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 13.0 | 63 |
| 2025 | 18.7 | 34 |
| 2026 | 16.4 | 11 |
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| Year | "You" | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 63% | 63 |
| 2025 | 63% | 34 |
| 2026 | 71% | 11 |
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| Year | "We" | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 34% | 63 |
| 2025 | 35% | 34 |
| 2026 | 24% | 11 |
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| Year | Questions | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 2.4 | 63 |
| 2025 | 1.9 | 34 |
| 2026 | 2.6 | 11 |
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| Year | Exclamations | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 5.37 | 63 |
| 2025 | 4.28 | 34 |
| 2026 | 4.59 | 11 |
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| Year | Long words | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 26% | 63 |
| 2025 | 24% | 34 |
| 2026 | 24% | 11 |
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| Year | Em dashes | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 0.22 | 63 |
| 2025 | 1.20 | 34 |
| 2026 | 0.71 | 11 |
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| Year | AI-associated words | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 1.30 | 63 |
| 2025 | 0.91 | 34 |
| 2026 | 0.46 | 11 |
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| Year | AI-era marketing words | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 0.97 | 63 |
| 2025 | 0.78 | 34 |
| 2026 | 0.38 | 11 |
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| Year | Quieter LLM-favoured words | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 0.28 | 63 |
| 2025 | 0.29 | 34 |
| 2026 | 0.12 | 11 |
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| Year | AI-associated sentence shapes | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 0.29 | 63 |
| 2025 | 0.23 | 34 |
| 2026 | 0.20 | 11 |
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| Year | Page length | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 2,630 | 63 |
| 2025 | 2,597 | 34 |
| 2026 | 4,241 | 11 |
Years with pages: 2024 (63), 2025 (34), 2026 (11). Dates come from page metadata, structured data, the URL, or the month a page was first archived (a latest possible date).
03 · Against its sector
Hoseasons among hotel and holiday brands
Each dot is one brand’s mean across all its measured pages; the tick is the sector average. Only brands with 10 or more measured pages are shown or counted. Select a dot to open that brand.
Em dashes
75% less than its sector
0.57 against a sector average of 2.28; lowest of 10.
"You"
24% more than its sector
64% against a sector average of 51%; 3rd highest of 10.
"We"
24% less than its sector
33% against a sector average of 44%; 4th lowest of 10.
Pages measured: Premier Inn 115 · Travelodge 263 · Village Hotels 135 · Center Parcs 95 · Butlin's 168 · Haven 191 · Warner Hotels 152 · YHA 137 · Sykes Cottages 22 · Hoseasons 119. Measures and method: SGR-010; this sector and its brands were added by Brands over time, measured exactly as the studies measured theirs. Sector averages and ranks cover every brand in the sector on this site.
04 · Vocabulary
Words Hoseasons uses more than its peers
The words this brand reaches for more often than the rest of its sector. This is subject matter more than voice.
Uses per 10,000 words, ranked by weighted log-odds (Monroe et al. 2008) across 119 pages. Checked for product names and page furniture.
05 · In its own words
What it sounded like
Openings of real pages, quoted word for word, oldest first. Each links to the page, or to the Internet Archive’s copy when it has gone.
“We began by filtering through thousands of reviews from our holiday parks and lodges booked in the past two years, seeing how often terms like "Romance", "Romantic", "Valentine", "Boyfriend", "Girlfriend", "Husband", "Wife" and "Partner" came up.”Most Romantic Places to Spend Valentine's Day in the UK
“Birdwatching (or birding, if you want to sound like a pro!) isn’t just for twitchers with notebooks and telephoto lenses. It’s a peaceful, playful and surprisingly exciting way to spend time outdoors. Especially with children and grandparents.”Beginner's guide to birdwatching with children
06 · Every page
All 122 pages, by year
The full list behind every number above, with links to the live page or the archived copy. 119 count towards the measures; the rest were not measured (3 mostly short lines (lists, tables, link pages) rather than prose). Pages with no reliable date count in the overall numbers but in no year.
202611 pages
- Discovery 4R Sienna from Napton Marina in Napton on the Hill, Warwickshire2 Oct 2026 · blog · 8,084 words
- Explorer 2 from Napton Marina in Napton on the Hill, Warwickshire6 Sep 2026 · blog · 8,274 words
- Discovery 4R Natalie from Autherley Junction in Napton on the Hill, Warwickshire12 Jul 2026 · blog · 8,212 words
- Discovery 6R Rachel from Napton Marina in Napton on the Hill, Warwickshire22 Jun 2026 · blog · 8,273 words
- Discovery 6R Rebecca from Autherley Junction in Autherley Junction, Staffordshire14 Jun 2026 · blog · 5,671 words
- Holiday Hacks: Tips from the inside12 Mar 2026 · blog · 1,420 words
- Easter activities for kids10 Feb 2026 · blog · 1,062 words
- Best things to do with an extra day of UK holiday9 Feb 2026 · blog · 1,378 words
- Where to see spring blooms in the UK20 Jan 2026 · blog · 1,958 words
- Beginner's guide to birdwatching with children13 Jan 2026 · blog · 1,360 words
- 10 magical Christmas light trails7 Jan 2026 · blog · 961 words
202534 pages
- Best UK Holiday Parks & Lodges 202521 Nov 2025 · blog · 5,249 words
- 10 of the best year-round hot tub lodges8 Oct 2025 · blog · 2,344 words
- Our dog-friendly guide to Northern Ireland29 Sep 2025 · blog · 1,720 words
- Best places to stay for October half-term4 Sep 2025 · blog · 2,141 words
- Our guide to Northern Ireland2 Sep 2025 · blog · 2,464 words
- Where to find the best autumn leaves in the UK19 Aug 2025 · blog · 2,756 words
- Tips for travelling with dogs12 Aug 2025 · blog · 1,487 words
- The UK's best seaside towns6 Aug 2025 · blog · 3,391 words
- The big dog-friendly guide to the UK1 Aug 2025 · blog · 1,206 words
- The 'coolest' places to travel in the UK14 Jul 2025 · blog · 3,004 words
- Best places to stay for summer school holidays1 Jul 2025 · blog · 2,005 words
- Best Budget-Friendly Family Hotspots13 Jun 2025 · blog · 2,045 words
- Best Places to Stay for UK Theme Parks20 May 2025 · blog · 2,708 words
- Sun Safety in the UK for Families9 May 2025 · blog · 1,863 words
- 9 Things to do for Father's Day 20256 May 2025 · blog · 1,697 words
- Best Places to Stay for May Half Term24 Apr 2025 · blog · 3,175 words
- Best Places to Stay for UK Music Festivals17 Apr 2025 · blog · 2,939 words
- Best Places to Stay for Families4 Apr 2025 · blog · 3,639 words
- 10 of the Best Wellness Retreats in the UK28 Mar 2025 · blog · 2,047 words
- Best Canal Routes in the UK25 Mar 2025 · blog · 1,098 words
- 10 Things to do for Mother's Day24 Mar 2025 · blog · 1,864 words
- Dog-Friendly Walks in Scotland21 Mar 2025 · blog · 4,092 words
- 250 Years of Jane Austen: Must-Visit Locations for Literary Lovers11 Mar 2025 · blog · 2,827 words
- Dog-Friendly Guide to Scotland4 Mar 2025 · blog · 2,901 words
- 16 of the Best Hot Tub Lodges with Scenic Views25 Feb 2025 · blog · 2,970 words
- Best Places to See Bluebells in the UK19 Feb 2025 · blog · 4,527 words
- 7 of the Best Holiday Parks with Agility Courses11 Feb 2025 · blog · 1,398 words
- Best Places to go in the Easter Holidays7 Feb 2025 · blog · 4,904 words
- 10 of the Best Holiday Parks with Sports Bars30 Jan 2025 · blog · 1,652 words
- Girls Trip Ideas in the UK22 Jan 2025 · blog · 2,417 words
- Most Romantic Places to Spend Valentine's Day in the UK20 Jan 2025 · blog · 2,304 words
- UK Dupes for 2025's Most Popular Global Destinations16 Jan 2025 · blog · 2,174 words
- Things to do in the Scottish Highlands13 Jan 2025 · blog · 2,307 words
- Canal Boat Holidays for Beginners6 Jan 2025 · blog · 2,988 words
202463 pages
- Best Places to go in February Half Term20 Dec 2024 · blog · 5,601 words
- Gavin & Stacey: Imagining Each Character's Dream Hoseasons Holiday18 Dec 2024 · blog · 2,002 words
- Things to do on the Norfolk Broads13 Dec 2024 · blog · 3,658 words
- Best Places to Spend Christmas in the UK5 Dec 2024 · blog · 1,834 words
- 8 of the Best Railway Carriage Holidays in the UK4 Dec 2024 · blog · 1,345 words
- Things to do in Norfolk3 Dec 2024 · blog · 1,688 words
- Best Winter Walks in the UK26 Nov 2024 · blog · 3,698 words
- Best Boating Holidays in the UK25 Nov 2024 · blog · 721 words
- Best UK Holiday Parks & Lodges 202422 Nov 2024 · blog · 6,227 words
- 10 Dog-Friendly Walks in the Peak District6 Nov 2024 · blog · 2,975 words
- Things to do in Dorset30 Oct 2024 · blog · 1,598 words
- Dog-Friendly Guide to the Peak District29 Oct 2024 · blog · 4,010 words
- Things to do in Somerset25 Oct 2024 · blog · 1,680 words
- Things to do in the Lake District24 Oct 2024 · blog · 1,627 words
- 20 of the Best UK Christmas Markets 202523 Oct 2024 · blog · 3,665 words
- 9 of the Best Shepherd's Hut Holidays in the UK18 Oct 2024 · blog · 1,765 words
- History & Culture UK Holiday Guides17 Oct 2024 · blog · 280 words
- Dog-Friendly Holiday Guides17 Oct 2024 · blog · 517 words
- 8 of the Best Safari Tent Holidays in the UK11 Oct 2024 · blog · 1,488 words
- 10 of the Best Treehouse Stays in the UK7 Oct 2024 · blog · 1,672 words
- Dog-Friendly Guide to Cornwall4 Oct 2024 · blog · 3,228 words
- Best Things to do in Devon19 Sep 2024 · blog · 1,151 words
- Things to do in Devon for Adults18 Sep 2024 · blog · 3,344 words
- Best Days out for Kids & Families in Devon13 Sep 2024 · blog · 3,921 words
- AI predicts the future of UK holidays12 Sep 2024 · blog · 3,512 words
- Dog-Friendly Guide to the Lake District9 Sep 2024 · blog · 3,737 words
- Best places to stay in Devon4 Sep 2024 · blog · 2,041 words
- Dog-friendly guide to Devon3 Sep 2024 · blog · 4,458 words
- 8 Questions to Richardson's Boating Holidays21 Aug 2024 · blog · 734 words
- Where to Surf, Kayak & Paddleboard in Devon20 Aug 2024 · blog · 3,693 words
- 20 Best Dog-Friendly Beaches in Devon14 Aug 2024 · blog · 3,401 words
- 10 Must-Visit National Trust Sites in Devon9 Aug 2024 · blog · 2,130 words
- 12 of the Prettiest Towns & Villages in Devon7 Aug 2024 · blog · 2,396 words
- Best Family-Friendly Walks in Devon2 Aug 2024 · blog · 3,492 words
- 10 Best Beaches in Devon29 Jul 2024 · blog · 2,961 words
- Things to do in Dorset in the Rain23 Jul 2024 · blog · 3,162 words
- Things to do in Devon in the Rain22 Jul 2024 · blog · 2,908 words
- Things to do in the Lake District in the Rain18 Jul 2024 · blog · 3,859 words
- News & Updates10 Jul 2024 · press · 296 words
- 8 Questions to Simon Altham10 Jul 2024 · blog · 1,463 words
- 8 Questions to Louise Thacker10 Jul 2024 · blog · 886 words
- 14 Best Yorkshire Beaches10 Jul 2024 · blog · 2,933 words
- 8 Questions to Gerry Coult10 Jul 2024 · blog · 846 words
- 15 Beautiful Waterfalls in Yorkshire1 Jul 2024 · blog · 3,328 words
- Basic Welsh Phrases31 May 2024 · blog · 1,805 words
- Discover Majestic Mountains in Wales28 May 2024 · blog · 3,071 words
- 10 Best Beaches in Wales24 May 2024 · blog · 2,428 words
- 10 Fun Facts about Wales22 May 2024 · blog · 2,021 words
- Best Waterfalls in Wales20 May 2024 · blog · 2,928 words
- Scotland Holiday Guides17 May 2024 · blog · 292 words
- 10 Fun Facts about Scotland16 May 2024 · blog · 2,128 words
- 15 Best Welsh Castles to Visit16 May 2024 · blog · 3,483 words
- 15 Famous Scottish Castles to Visit14 May 2024 · blog · 3,150 words
- Cornwall Holiday Guides14 May 2024 · blog · 332 words
- 20 Best Walks in Scotland10 May 2024 · blog · 4,334 words
- UK Bank Holidays 2025 & 20268 May 2024 · blog · 1,478 words
- 15 Best Beaches in Scotland8 May 2024 · blog · 3,642 words
- Things to do in Cornwall in the Rain3 May 2024 · blog · 3,647 words
- Things to do in Cornwall3 May 2024 · blog · 4,664 words
- 10 Best Castles in Cornwall30 Apr 2024 · blog · 2,532 words
- Free Things to do in Cornwall29 Apr 2024 · blog · 4,951 words
- Best Beaches in Cornwall29 Apr 2024 · blog · 4,040 words
- 10 Dog-Friendly Beaches in Cornwall26 Apr 2024 · blog · 2,859 words
In the overall numbers, no year11 pages
- Things to do in Yorkshireundated · blog · 1,717 wordsNo date found: in the overall numbers, not in any year
- Things to do in the Rainundated · blog · 247 wordsNo date found: in the overall numbers, not in any year
- Devon Holiday Guidesundated · blog · 432 wordsNo date found: in the overall numbers, not in any year
- Dog-friendly things to do in Norfolkundated · blog · 2,520 wordsNo date found: in the overall numbers, not in any year
- 8 Hidden Gems in the Peak Districtundated · blog · 2,216 wordsNo date found: in the overall numbers, not in any year
- Discovery 6R Athena from Napton Marina in Napton on the Hill, Warwickshireundated · blog · 7,922 wordsNo date found: in the overall numbers, not in any year
- Family-Friendly Holiday Guidesundated · blog · 527 wordsNo date found: in the overall numbers, not in any year
- Boat Holiday Guidesundated · blog · 215 wordsNo date found: in the overall numbers, not in any year
- 8 of the best beaches in Dorsetundated · blog · 2,812 wordsNo date found: in the overall numbers, not in any year
- Discovery 6R Eliana from Napton Marina in Napton on the Hill, Warwickshireundated · blog · 8,036 wordsNo date found: in the overall numbers, not in any year
- Discovery 6R Isla from Napton Marina in Napton on the Hill, Warwickshireundated · blog · 8,036 wordsNo date found: in the overall numbers, not in any year
Not measured3 pages
- Outdoor Activities29 May 2024 · blog · 649 wordsMostly short lines (lists, tables, link pages) rather than prose
- UK Beach Holidays Inspirationundated · blog · 315 wordsMostly short lines (lists, tables, link pages) rather than prose
- Wales Holiday Guidesundated · blog · 281 wordsMostly short lines (lists, tables, link pages) rather than prose
07 · Method
How this was measured
The pages
Hoseasons's own blog posts, press releases and announcements, fetched from the live site in 2026 and from the Internet Archive for 2015 to November 2022. Homepages are shown as captures; product and help pages are not measured.
The measures
Code counts from ScriptGrain’s writing instruments: sentence length and rhythm, contractions, pronouns, punctuation, long words, and three published lists of AI-associated words. No AI model reads or judges any page.
What it cannot say
These measures describe style. They cannot tell who or what wrote a page, and nothing here says or implies that any brand used AI to write.
Sample sizes
Every number carries its page count. Years under 10 pages, and before-and-after comparisons with under 10 pages on a side, are shown as context only.
- Sentence length
- Average words per sentence.
- Sentence rhythm
- How much sentence length varies (standard deviation over mean). Higher reads less even.
- Contractions
- Contractions (we're, you'll, it's) per 1,000 words. A rough gauge of how conversational the writing is.
- "You"
- Share of I/we/you pronouns that are "you": how much the writing addresses the reader.
- "We"
- Share of I/we/you pronouns that are "we": how much the writing talks about the organisation.
- Questions
- Question marks per 1,000 words.
- Exclamations
- Exclamation marks per 1,000 words.
- Long words
- Share of words with seven or more letters.
- Em dashes
- Em dashes per 1,000 words.
- AI-associated words
- Words from SGR-007's three AI-associated lists, per 1,000 words. These are style markers that people used long before ChatGPT; a higher rate says nothing about who or what wrote the page.
- AI-era marketing words
- Marketing words that became more common in AI-era copy (seamless, elevate, unlock...), per 1,000 words. A style measure only.
- Quieter LLM-favoured words
- Everyday words language models are known to over-use, per 1,000 words. A style measure only.
- AI-associated sentence shapes
- Sentence patterns such as "not just X, but Y", found by ScriptGrain's cliche checker, per 1,000 words. A style measure only.
- Page length
- Average words per page.
Studies: SGR-009: Do brands in the same sector sound the same? · SGR-010: How UK brands write · SGR-011: Did brand writing change after ChatGPT?.