“I've always loved Innocent (ever since you sent my flu-bound Sister an email telling her to get better in 2001, just because I asked you to!) - and now I think you're even greater! Love what you're doing with FareShare and helping them to do amazing stuff. Maybe I'll get my Sister to email you a thank you as well!”less waste in the world - innocent
innocent
over time
54 of innocent's own blog posts, press releases and announcements, 2015 to 2018, measured sentence by sentence, 54 of them recovered from the Internet Archive. How the writing has moved over the years, how it compares with 9 other food and drink brands, and what it sounds like in its own words.
- Pages measured
- 54
- Years covered
- 2015–18
- Archived before ChatGPT
- 54
- Blog · press
- 54 · 0
01 · Homepage
One capture a year
innocent's homepage from 2000 to 2026, closest to 1 July, from the Internet Archive. Pick a year or press play. Each headline is quoted from its capture and links to the archived copy.
Screenshot of innocent’s homepage (innocentdrinks.co.uk) as archived by the Internet Archive on 25 Jun 2026. © innocent or its licensors. Shown for comparison and review; not endorsed by innocent.
Homepage
2026
“start the day right”
Page title
home
- 2012Stories from our blog…
- 2021you will become unexpectedly interested in crushed fruit and companies that give 10% of profits to charity
- 2024our little bottles
- 2026start the day right
21 captures. Screenshots are rendered from the archive and can pull in images archived later than the page itself; dates come from the capture. Years without a capture are greyed out in the strip.
02 · Measures by year
How the writing moved
Every year’s pages, averaged. Pick a measure. Hatched bars rest on fewer than 10 pages: context, not a finding. The page count sits under each year.
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| Year | Sentence length | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2015 | 10.7 | 16 |
| 2016 | 11.5 | 14 |
| 2017 | 12.7 | 13 |
| 2018 | 11.6 | 11 |
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| Year | Sentence rhythm | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2015 | 0.71 | 16 |
| 2016 | 0.68 | 14 |
| 2017 | 0.59 | 13 |
| 2018 | 0.62 | 11 |
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| Year | Contractions | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2015 | 33.6 | 16 |
| 2016 | 29.8 | 14 |
| 2017 | 31.8 | 13 |
| 2018 | 13.7 | 11 |
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| Year | "You" | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2015 | 55% | 16 |
| 2016 | 43% | 14 |
| 2017 | 46% | 13 |
| 2018 | 53% | 11 |
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| Year | "We" | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2015 | 35% | 16 |
| 2016 | 47% | 14 |
| 2017 | 54% | 13 |
| 2018 | 47% | 11 |
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| Year | Questions | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2015 | 6.2 | 16 |
| 2016 | 8.0 | 14 |
| 2017 | 3.6 | 13 |
| 2018 | 6.1 | 11 |
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| Year | Exclamations | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2015 | 2.21 | 16 |
| 2016 | 4.76 | 14 |
| 2017 | 0.00 | 13 |
| 2018 | 0.00 | 11 |
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| Year | Long words | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2015 | 14% | 16 |
| 2016 | 15% | 14 |
| 2017 | 13% | 13 |
| 2018 | 23% | 11 |
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| Year | Em dashes | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2015 | 0.80 | 16 |
| 2016 | 0.00 | 14 |
| 2017 | 0.00 | 13 |
| 2018 | 0.75 | 11 |
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| Year | AI-associated words | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2015 | 0.05 | 16 |
| 2016 | 0.06 | 14 |
| 2017 | 1.12 | 13 |
| 2018 | 0.12 | 11 |
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| Year | AI-era marketing words | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2015 | 0.02 | 16 |
| 2016 | 0.06 | 14 |
| 2017 | 0.44 | 13 |
| 2018 | 0.23 | 11 |
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| Year | Quieter LLM-favoured words | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2015 | 0.45 | 16 |
| 2016 | 0.00 | 14 |
| 2017 | 0.37 | 13 |
| 2018 | 0.00 | 11 |
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| Year | AI-associated sentence shapes | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2015 | 0.14 | 16 |
| 2016 | 0.00 | 14 |
| 2017 | 0.19 | 13 |
| 2018 | 0.00 | 11 |
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| Year | Page length | Pages |
|---|---|---|
| 2015 | 509 | 16 |
| 2016 | 436 | 14 |
| 2017 | 289 | 13 |
| 2018 | 639 | 11 |
Years with pages: 2015 (16), 2016 (14), 2017 (13), 2018 (11). Dates come from page metadata, structured data, the URL, or the month a page was first archived (a latest possible date).
03 · Against its sector
innocent among food and drink brands
Each dot is one brand’s mean across all its measured pages; the tick is the sector average. Only brands with 10 or more measured pages are shown or counted. Select a dot to open that brand.
Em dashes
80% less than its sector
0.39 against a sector average of 1.97; lowest of 7.
Questions
69% more than its sector
6.0 against a sector average of 3.6; 2nd highest of 7.
Long words
25% less than its sector
16% against a sector average of 21%; lowest of 7.
Pages measured: innocent 54 · Pret A Manger 5 · Greggs 63 · Nando's 184 · LEON 0 · wagamama 0 · itsu 129 · COOK 168 · GAIL's 15 · Deliciously Ella 133. Measures and method: SGR-010; the brand list and sectors come from SGR-009.
04 · Vocabulary
Words innocent uses more than its peers
The words this brand reaches for more often than the rest of its sector. This is subject matter more than voice.
Uses per 10,000 words, ranked by weighted log-odds (Monroe et al. 2008) across 54 pages. Product names and page furniture filtered automatically; list not yet reviewed.
05 · In its own words
What it sounded like
Openings of real pages, quoted word for word, oldest first. Each links to the page, or to the Internet Archive’s copy when it has gone.
“When we went up to the roof the other day, we found a secret message next to a ladder on the fifth floor.”secret messages - innocent
06 · Every page
All 58 pages, by year
The full list behind every number above, with links to the live page or the archived copy. 54 count towards the measures; the rest were not measured (2 pdf report (annual report, info pack), 1 under 150 words of text, 1 mostly short lines (lists, tables, link pages) rather than prose). Pages with no reliable date count in the overall numbers but in no year.
201811 pages
- bee appy - innocent2018 · blog · 181 words · archived
- how to pronounce baobab - innocent2018 · blog · 163 words · archived
- some exciting news - innocent2018 · blog · 423 words · archived
- greg's shoebox - innocent2018 · blog · 671 words · archived
- different drinks, different limes - innocent2018 · blog · 782 words · archived
- has anyone seen our last five blog posts? - innocent2018 · blog · 598 words · archived
- sustainability a-z part 3 - innocent2018 · blog · 635 words · archived
- eating in season - innocent2018 · blog · 876 words · archived
- The Legend Of The Lost Blog Posts - innocent2018 · blog · 927 words · archived
- tweet your heroes - innocent2018 · blog · 705 words · archived
- bukka bukka boon - innocent2018 · blog · 1,066 words · archived
201713 pages
- inside fruit towers - innocentby Aug 2017 · blog · 327 words · archived
- random. random stuff - innocentby May 2017 · blog · 280 words · archived
- secret messages - innocentby May 2017 · blog · 279 words · archived
- someone's watching us - innocent2017 · blog · 398 words · archived
- the smoothie's new clothes - innocent2017 · blog · 284 words · archived
- saying hola to our strawberries - innocent2017 · blog · 313 words · archived
- the secret messages of Fruit Towers - innocent2017 · blog · 350 words · archived
- pigeons: an update - innocent2017 · blog · 167 words · archived
- fruit fishing in Costa Rica - innocent2017 · blog · 336 words · archived
- a sow & grow update - innocent2017 · blog · 244 words · archived
- your post-bank holiday guide to what day of the week it is - innocent2017 · blog · 207 words · archived
- jasper's roof secret - innocent2017 · blog · 394 words · archived
- and the award goes to... - innocent2017 · blog · 174 words · archived
201614 pages
- nominative determinism - innocentby Oct 2016 · blog · 156 words · archived
- grow it yourself - innocentby Mar 2016 · blog · 177 words · archived
- tropical juice - innocentby Mar 2016 · blog · 401 words · archived
- pineapple juice - innocentby Mar 2016 · blog · 401 words · archived
- penguin awareness day - innocentby Jan 2016 · blog · 262 words · archived
- When life gives you lemons - innocent2016 · blog · 592 words · archived
- Our Oscars predictions - innocent2016 · blog · 573 words · archived
- less waste in the world - innocent2016 · blog · 494 words · archived
- Kiwis. What came first – the bird or the fruit? - innocent2016 · blog · 368 words · archived
- We won an award - innocent2016 · blog · 184 words · archived
- The story of Thomas and Thirzah - innocent2016 · blog · 428 words · archived
- we like them pineapples - innocent2016 · blog · 694 words · archived
- jaffa cake or jaffa biscuit? - innocent2016 · blog · 1,161 words · archived
- this film is bananas - innocent2016 · blog · 213 words · archived
201516 pages
- global warming - innocentby Nov 2015 · blog · 374 words · archived
- this is all getting out of hand - innocentby Oct 2015 · blog · 597 words · archived
- sustainability jess - innocentby Oct 2015 · blog · 2,634 words · archived
- our place random - innocentby Oct 2015 · blog · 233 words · archived
- world water day - innocentby May 2015 · blog · 320 words · archived
- Food and Drink - innocentby Jan 2015 · blog · 721 words · archived
- January survival guide - innocent2015 · blog · 260 words · archived
- 10 things you should definitely give up for Lent - innocent2015 · blog · 345 words · archived
- Mr and Mrs Crow - innocent2015 · blog · 190 words · archived
- Running about a bit - innocent2015 · blog · 225 words · archived
- the innocent agm 2015 - innocent2015 · blog · 507 words · archived
- Maria, you gotta see her - innocent2015 · blog · 193 words · archived
- British summer bingo - innocent2015 · blog · 211 words · archived
- rio's cats: the sinister truth - innocent2015 · blog · 336 words · archived
- the rise of the plastic bags - innocent2015 · blog · 352 words · archived
- Valentine's Card messages - innocent2015 · blog · 652 words · archived
Not measured4 pages
- https://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/content/dam/innocent/gb/en/files/2025%20GHG%20emissions%20reporting.pdf1 Jan 2025 · info_pack · 411 wordsPDF report (annual report, info pack): listed, but kept out of every measure
- grow your own - innocentby Feb 2016 · blog · 149 words · archivedUnder 150 words of text: too short to measure
- https://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/content/dam/innocent/gb/en/files/Responsible%20Advocacy%20Policy.pdfundated · info_pack · 1,330 wordsPDF report (annual report, info pack): listed, but kept out of every measure
- https://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/content/dam/innocent/gb/en/files/innocent-GAR-2021.pdfundated · info_pack · 7,955 wordsMostly short lines (lists, tables, link pages) rather than prose
07 · Method
How this was measured
The pages
innocent's own blog posts, press releases and announcements, fetched from the live site in 2026 and from the Internet Archive for 2015 to November 2022. Homepages are shown as captures; product and help pages are not measured.
The measures
Code counts from ScriptGrain’s writing instruments: sentence length and rhythm, contractions, pronouns, punctuation, long words, and three published lists of AI-associated words. No AI model reads or judges any page.
What it cannot say
These measures describe style. They cannot tell who or what wrote a page, and nothing here says or implies that any brand used AI to write.
Sample sizes
Every number carries its page count. Years under 10 pages, and before-and-after comparisons with under 10 pages on a side, are shown as context only.
- Sentence length
- Average words per sentence.
- Sentence rhythm
- How much sentence length varies (standard deviation over mean). Higher reads less even.
- Contractions
- Contractions (we're, you'll, it's) per 1,000 words. A rough gauge of how conversational the writing is.
- "You"
- Share of I/we/you pronouns that are "you": how much the writing addresses the reader.
- "We"
- Share of I/we/you pronouns that are "we": how much the writing talks about the organisation.
- Questions
- Question marks per 1,000 words.
- Exclamations
- Exclamation marks per 1,000 words.
- Long words
- Share of words with seven or more letters.
- Em dashes
- Em dashes per 1,000 words.
- AI-associated words
- Words from SGR-007's three AI-associated lists, per 1,000 words. These are style markers that people used long before ChatGPT; a higher rate says nothing about who or what wrote the page.
- AI-era marketing words
- Marketing words that became more common in AI-era copy (seamless, elevate, unlock...), per 1,000 words. A style measure only.
- Quieter LLM-favoured words
- Everyday words language models are known to over-use, per 1,000 words. A style measure only.
- AI-associated sentence shapes
- Sentence patterns such as "not just X, but Y", found by ScriptGrain's cliche checker, per 1,000 words. A style measure only.
- Page length
- Average words per page.
Studies: SGR-009: Do brands in the same sector sound the same? · SGR-010: How UK brands write · SGR-011: Did brand writing change after ChatGPT?.